Short Yak - Engrand is SO lucky tonight! They played so liuliu!
This afternoon, while my favourite shampoo girl was shampooing my hair, I came across an interesting quote in a local women's magazine which you would have probably read about it before...
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
~Sharon Stone~
So guys, tell me the truth, nothing but the truth, is this true, liuliu?
DYK that a while ago, I started to have this going-to-fall-ill feeling?! Kevin!! Must be that stupid mamak stall! Liuuuu!
Addendum - There're some Sex Machines featured at SotongKing's place... Damn liuliu! But those underaged, please don't go, yeah!
Engrand really tulan liao!!! *grin*
ReplyDeleteBring back Korea!!!!
ReplyDeleteLin Peh's team would have beaten Engrand..
ReplyDeleteDear dear bangchai...
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL!! Pratinum TL!
Well, I do know that they made ME TL! Liuliuliuuuu!
Dear bangchai...
ReplyDeleteKorea?
Want some K-drama izit?
*takes out the pink hanbok from the box*
Dear bangchai...
ReplyDeleteLin Peh's Dream Team is one of its kind... ;)
Grold for me!!!!! Must be my lucky night *haha*
ReplyDeleteFake whole relationship? A lot ler. But of coz there are always exceptions geh..
ReplyDeleteThat Panda so cuuuuute!!
Have a great, great weekday ahead.. :)
Dear _butty baby...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yay!! Been some time, huh?
Grold it is 4 u! Uh huh... it's a lucky night for Engrand too! ;)
Dear _butty baby...
ReplyDeleteWow... you are telling me there are a lotta fake r'ship eh? Hmmmm... Okayyyy...
Panda cute? U know wat, I think he's as cute as liu!! :D
Well Y O U hv a good week ahead too!
*muah muah*
Faster go zzzzz!
u think fake orgasm so easy meh..they oso canot fake it for life rite...kekekeke..aiya, eat la kam kuai fei tongkat ali etcetc..maybe can helps! LOL!
ReplyDeletewoman oso canot fake relationship for long wat. unless, they are only eyeing ppl's $$ lor!
ur latest playmate wat name?
why u punch his eyes liuliu black black? aiyo..! poor playmate of urs! liuliu!!!:P
Dear winnliuliu...
ReplyDeleteSrilver for u!
Waaa...tonite u tok the damn cheem... must be u oso sot sot sot too much sotong liao?? Liuliu lohh...
U thinks women cannot fake relationship for the lanXXXX? Liuliuliu!! OMG! Wot am I toking here??!! Plinku!! All YOUR FAULT!!
My latest playmate got no name yet worr... I thot wanna give him the name Bao Bei... liu anot? Liu wanna suggest any liu-er name?
Oi, go liuzzzzz lahhh!
Damn my throat is NOT good at all...liuliu... oh btw, the mamak really got some kelings!!! LOL!
angel: Where got my fault? Somebody never explain TuLiu to LB properly, so I explain oni worr.... Mana I tahu Somebody Else say 'lanXXXX=*censoredtoot*'?
ReplyDeleteOI!! Get better soon arr!!
BTW, LB: Didn't you mean TuLiu?
ReplyDelete"Men use love to get sex, women use sex to get love..." 'nuff said!
ReplyDeleteDYK that Tan Ngan Lo leung char + salty lime is good for sore throat, or rather bad for them??
Cheap Ritter at The Cocoa Tree..but short-expiry ones, about 1-2 months...but I'm sure you can finish before that, right?
England sucks big time la...
ReplyDeleteBeckham's free kick also 'kai' one... Next round, Portugal will send them out
damn england win. they wont be that lucky in the 1/4 final.
ReplyDeletemens' secret are not meant to be shared with the opposite sex. if it is shared sex has to be involved.
Delicate issue...
ReplyDeleteLet's just say both can fake a relationship...
n the panda is so cute... but playmate?
:P
Men can fake orgasm too,much better than woman. Relationship? Both can do it veli well.
ReplyDeleteEi,ur playmate can vibrate gah...
Wei,i got a better playmate for u la. Check it out at my blog
ReplyDeletepening pening :P
ReplyDeletefake here, fake there, cannot lah..
pening pening :P
ReplyDeletefake here, fake there, cannot lah..
aiyoh, u see lah..
ReplyDeleteu really made me pening, till i post the comment twice..
searching for cinnarazine to cure pening :P
Sigh... wot a liuliu Monday... totally madness! How's yours?
ReplyDeleteDear plinku...
I'm currently fighting with the sorethroat bacteria/virus/tungkus... damn liuliu... and to top it off, a liuliu monday... *sigh sigh sighhh*
Dear ka..t...
How come that sounded so the familiar??
Wot's Tan Ngan lo leong char? Wa tak tau... I only used salt water to gargle this morning... didnt feel any changes... :(
Ha?? 1-2 months b4 expiry date?? Means quite 'old' liao lor the stock?? Donwan lar like dat... i dun feel 'safe' eating it... but thanks for the info!
Dear inevitable...
Yeah, that's why I said they so liuliu! Really beh tahan see them kick the ball like stupid like dat...
Dear ducky...
Okay, another non-engrand fan...
So, wot are u trying to imply with the sharing secret stuff eh eh??
Dear zeroimpact...
Both can fake? Hmmm... agree...
Errr yeah... my playmate... cos I hv no other mate to play :P
Dear sotongking...
Liuliu... kesian lar if the man hv to fake... :P hv u done it b4? LOL!
Last I check, my playmate cannot vibrate... why? U want izit? :P
Better playmate for me? Ok ok, I drop by later. Better be good!
Dear Dr. Sotong...
U deserve the gelaran sotong lar like dat... only a bit u oredi pening... amacam like dat??
Cinnarazine is ubat to cure pening?
*jots down the name*
forgot to tell you ... forbidden city panda bears all kena 'yim' already one ... so ... your playmate had been FAKING IT !!! LOL !!! ROTFL !!!
ReplyDeletewaaaaa! late here, late here...
ReplyDeleteI went to Beijing for so long and I didn't even buy myself a Panda pin!! waaaaa!!
so the cute!
Tan Ngan lo leung cha = One-eye old cool tea?
ReplyDeleteDid it more than once...
ReplyDeleteBut wat i enjoy most is when the gal just about to reach the peak,give up everything n dress up. tat is the time i'm in control.
hahahaha....
Dear mozzie...
ReplyDeleteLOLOL!! Oiiii!!!
Lu mau kena piak with sotong ka?? Liuuu! :P
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Dear lil'missmay...
Yeah! So the late u!
*prepares to spank your butt too*
Aiyooo...i oredi mentioned to u abt pandas on the night b4 u left for Beijing, kan? Aiya, nvm lar... nxt time I go, I buy 4 u then...
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Dear plinku...
Lu cho wa kho khar blur, liuliu... :P
Dear sotongking...
ReplyDeleteErr...why did u hv to fake it?
And, why do u enjoy when the girl gives up and dress up?? U not making sense like dat...
Dear SirSimpleAmerican...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I suppose a man can tell if he's sensitive enuff and if he pays any attention at all... LOL!
I also wonder if there are a lotta men faking it... U did?? Only once? O_o Plinksan is gonna pengsan afterwards when she sees this...LOL!
The Army guys are lucky in a sense they have only one, or two. LOL! I know of a few men who hv more than 3 relationships at one time...Lordy, how did they manage, u tell me??
Hey, thanks for sharing!
*pengsanpengsanPENGSAN*
ReplyDeleteSure or not wan?!
I'm pretty sure both genders are equally capable of faking relationships.
ReplyDeleteWe just have to figure out how to fake the orgasms. It's the only way we'll ever get full equality.
1) oh tat's yr bed huh? very blue..azure..groovy
ReplyDelete2) how do u play with yr playmates especially when they r softttt?
3) viva italia babe
madonna wannabe aka xaa
Aduiz,i fake it just to acah girl onli. U see,when i'm not wearing any protective helmet and it's middle of the month,it's a big issue,no? Just for fun la...
ReplyDeleteBut wat i enjoy most is when the gal just about to reach the peak,give up everything n dress up. tat is the time i'm in control..
I meant i dress up,not the girl. It's something quite nasty,eh...
aiyah why bother to fake, just be sotong...
ReplyDeletefaking it just potong stim leh.
ReplyDeleteDear plinku,...
ReplyDeleteErrr...u asking who? Me or SA?
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Dear darius,...
*brings out the Red Carpet*
Hullo there, stranger...
Yes, I agree that almost anyone could fake relationships... how sad, huh?
Fake orgasm to get equality? Hmmm...this one, I've gotta ponder for a bit... :P
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Dear madonna wannabe,...
Madonna??? LOLOL!!
1)Yup, that's moi's playing bed :P
2)U just gotta be creative a lil' bit ;)
3)viva totti :D
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Dear sotongking,...
LOL! Ok ok, understood :P Oi! Be safe! Wear 'em!
Damn, yeah, it's damn liuliu!
*makes a mental note NOT to ahem-ahem with sotongking, evah!*
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Dear flyboy,...
Be sotong? Can show me how to be sotong? :P
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Dear aceone118,...
Maybe can also make it more steam leh?
I meanlah, sure or not? Is this called faking or fxxxing? One or the other one, can! Both together... how can?
ReplyDelete*scratch head scratch head*
*innocent look*
O.O?!
ReplyDeleteDear plinku,...
ReplyDelete*lagi innocent look*
What's fxxxing?
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Dear SirSimpleAmerican,...
Only beer, sir??
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Dear plinku,...
Why eye so big?
Like sotong eyes... :P
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