Day 026 - Tanpa Seluar Di Dalam Kereta Api

Wonder what would happen if this was done in M'sia...

Profiles & Easter Tale

I spied this in a profile of a 40 year old man on a certain 'match' website.

i am a man who is full of love that i need to share because it is overflowing. and the more i share of this love the more love i get filled with and it begins to overflow again. therefore i must share again all the love that i have inside of me. and when i have shared the love i have inside of me i am again refilled and it again begins to overflow so that i must again continue share this love that i have inside of me. i am overflowing with love...

*pengsan*
But sometimes quite fun to laugh also ma... no? :P
I mean, compare that with this one.

hello and welcome aboard. firstly, i would like to apologise for not replying to subscribing members who have contacted me. i used to be a subscriber but now it only allows contact if both the sender and receiver has a subscription. a little unfair, dun you think? do not despair though coz you can catch me at panasmel or hot...

basically, i consider myself as your typical next-door guy who loves sports, outdoor activities, cooking and reading. i also love travelling and experiencing different cultures of the world. i've already grown out of partying and now prefer to channel my energy towards keeping fit and staying relaxed. it's really stressful earning a decent living so i am prone to acting silly bordering near lunacy when not at work to balance up, lol :P

i'm looking for friends who are independent, loves sports, loves to laugh and being laughed at as well as living every minute of their life to the fullest. i'm tall but not tall enough and i have an athlete built as a result of my active exercise sessions. i guess my ears are kinda small for my size but i'm a very loyal kinda person...just like my chinese zodiac sign...woof-woof, hehe. my clothing styles are very basic and comfy while dressing up is only when it is absolutely and needlessly required, hehehe. in short...the saying "simplicity is the best things in life" will truly describe me for what i am.

Which one would you 'choose'? Yes, I'm asking the obvious :P Gee, I hope both of them are not reading this blog! If you are, I can only say... sorry!! I know lah, by now, you surely have some question marks on top of your head... Eh?? Angeles looking for ......... What?! Kenot meh?! I oledi cukup umur, ok... Anyway, it's just for fun. I mean reading those profiles! :P


Last but not least, this is a little heartwarming story that was related by my friend, Eve in New Jersey during Easter last weekend... she's the Eve with lupus...

Every Easter, we (most adults) will make/buy Easter baskets to give to kids. Its just a basket (can be big or small) filled with candies, small soft toys (usually chicks or bunnies) and/or chocolates. Anyway, Easter is not about candies and bunnies but it gives a the little kiddies something fun to do and they believe in the Easter Bunny and that the Easter Bunny willl bring them goodies.

So anyway, this year, we decided to do one last baskets for Jimmy and Michelle, they are after all 17 and 18 and no longer believe in the Easter Bunny. So on Friday, Jim and I, we went to the store and bought the supplies eg. baskets, grass, chocolate eggs, caramel eggs. truffles, jelly beans etc etc. And then we brought everything home and put together the baskets for the kids.

On Saturday, out of the blue, I suddenly said to Jim, "I want to make baskets for Becky's kids." Becky is our neighbour and she has 3 daughters under 8 years old and Samantha the youngest has Down Syndrome. So, out we went to the store again and came home and put together 3 baskets, pink, purple and green. Later in the evening, I called over to Becky house and asked if the kids had gone to bed. She said "Not Yet, What's Up?" I said, "Call me after they're in bed."

So at 10.15, Becky calls up and said, "Kids are in bed, now will you tell me whats happening?" I said, "OK, I'm coming over."

I walked over to her house with the 3 baskets and when she opened her door and saw the Easter Basket, she started to cry. Apparently, she had been so busy, she didnt have time to go get Easter Baskets for her kids and she had gone to the store late and it was close and she was contemplating on getting up really early to go get them before the kids wake up. She felt really crappy....until I showed up with 3 baskets, in the kids favourite colours.

Now, we have been friends since 2003 and I have never given the kids easter baskets and she had never failed to make Easter baskets for her kids.

The Lord works in mysterious ways!! Amen!!

God bless my dear friend, Eve...

Dormant Accounts, Macho Men

A couple of days ago, I received a letter from the bank informing me that one of my joint account is now dormant and I was advised to reactivate it a.s.a.p. Well, honestly, I have forgotten about this account. (Blame it on memory cells going down the drain, and at such tender age summore... ahem :P)

So, off I went to the bank today. Yes, some banks here in the Klang Valley open 7 days a week. Chev called me when I was at the bank and told her that I'd return her call. She was surprised to learn that the bank is opened. So, anyway, the account was untouched for maybe about a year or so. So fast can jadi dormant wan, okay. So, those of you with many fat bank accounts, faster do something about them if you had not touched it for sometime. If not, the Ruling Party will makan your $$... betul tak, Cibol? On the other hand, I asked the bank teller, what is the duration for an account to become dormant, she said 6 months. Huh?? So fast?? Is this piece of info correct, Cibol?? (Updated : According to Cibol, bank accounts become dormant after exactly one year of no transactions...)

Anyway, I withdrew some money (seriously, this sum of money came at a very, very ngam time for me to get a DSLR... I think some 'special power' is involved in making this happened lah...) and then proceeded to run my next 'errand'.

I terminated my gym subscription after leaving it 'dormant' for one whole year... 'dormant' as in, I paid but no go. Yup, that one year of subscription fees was like 'buta' only for that fitness centre. So, what now for sexercise??

U think this will work?? RM1,388... just sit there, watch TV... yeah, exercising the lazy way, wheee! :P

And while I was enjoying lunch, I read with great interest, this piece of "news" that was found on the front page of The Star today. Here's the interesting finding entitled, "Family and wealth, not sex, the mark of a macho man."

In the study, 89% of Asian men (China, Korea, Japan, Taiwan) think that having an active sex life is important, wheareas only 0.9% of Malaysian men (One of the 3,000 guys in the survey must be Adrian... muahahaha :P Okaylah, maybe Cocka also was one of the 0.9%) said that active sex life makes them man. 25% of our Malaysian men stated that having a good job is 'macho', whilst 20% of them said that being a family man is equivalent to being 'manly'. WHAT?! Get outta here! Quick guys, out with THE TRUTH!!! Muahahaaha...

Slow Me Down Lyrics

Anyway, last one, remember 2004's Phantom of The Opera movie? Yup, this is THE Christine! Played by Emmy Rossum. That time, she was just 18 years old. She's so leng... came out with an album late last year and this song is one of 'em... Nice?

And, has anyone watched Meet the Spartans? Stupidly farnie! Here you go... the movie... (Here's one of the movie links, Ehon!) Great week ahead, all!

Multiple Events

_butt said that if you missed someone, give them a Miss Call. Geddit?? So, if you received a "Miss Call" from me, I Just Called To Say... I Miss YOU. *wink* Of course I know it's corny! But it's funny romantically... no?

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Last Saturday, 3rd of February, I received two good news. Both are Love related. First one, I received an SMS from KH saying that he's gonna be a daddy soon! Junior is already 5 weeks old. Awww...

Secondly, a personal friend who reads this blog asked me out for lunch and announced that he'll be getting married soon. (At last!!!) Wheee! Double Happiness in one day! Ahhh...

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Last Wednesday, I was rushing my work to catch a deadline, so I decided to just do a takeaway at the nearest Malay restaurant. I bought a packet of nasi lemak and went to pay for it at the cashier's counter. Suddenly, someone tapped on my hands and gave me a packet of sanitary pad, which looked very familiar. It was a Malay chap and he said that I dropped "that thing". OMG! I was sooooooooo shyyyyyy! If only I could do an ostrich and bury my head then and there! What did I do? I didn't even thank him! Maaflah, dik. Cos' I was already so the malu!!! I just acted cool and held the pad in between my purse.

It was because of my jacket that I kena malufied. I never wear that jacket out from the office. But that day, I was feeling very cold, so I went out with the jacket and the packet of sanitary pad inside the pocket. OMG, luckily it was a new pad. If not.... -__-'''

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Yesterday, Sunday, I saw a pair of very nice shoes at One Utama. So, I asked to try the same size as the one on display. The sales lady then brought out the other side of the shoe for me. Tried it on, fitted just nice and I looked sooooo feminine in it. *LOL*

Decided, yes, I want that pair. So, I asked for a new pair. The lady took the shoes into the "store room". After waiting for 5 minutes, she brought another pair for me and the funny thing was, there was this turpentine smell. Straightaway I knew they gave me the same "old" pair of shoes. I asked the lady again if they had another new pair. She mumbled some stupid thing which I didn't manage to catch, so I assume it was a No. So I said I don't want it if they don't have another pair and walked away. I was kind of upset that these people used this kind of trick on customers... The shop is located two units away from RHB Bank in One Utama. Don't say I didn't warn you...

Sigh! I really liked that pair of shoes. Oh well, it wasn't meant to be, I suppose... Just like some relationships in our life...

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And, can someone please tell me,
why are these shoes so blardy sexpensive???