Tuesday, May 16, 2006

On The 16th Day of May...

Okay, today's the 16th day of May. What's so significant about this day? Well, as far as I can remember, May 16th is Teacher's Day. Hari Guru peringkat kebangsaan, maybe?

Well, Teacher's Day aside, it seems that today also happens to be Lil'Ducky's ngau yat (translation : cow one aka burpday). I actually can't confirm for sure but okay lah, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. And so, I've been asked to do a Spesial Dedication for him worrr... People already mintak, takkan I say No, rite?

But before that, allow me to story you a tale...

You know, 16th of May is also actually the birthday of My First Infactuation. At that time, we were both 13 years old, hormones baru start wanna develope, and his nickname name was AhBeh...

And they called it puppy love
Oh i guess they'll never know
how a young heart really feels
and just why i love him so
and they called it puppy love
just because we're in our teens
tell them all
please tell them it isn't fair
to take away my only dream
i cry each night
my tears for you
my tears are all in vain
i hope and i pray
that maybe someday
you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
once again
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love
(this is not a puppy love)
(this is not a puppy love)
not a puppy love
(this is not a puppy love)


So, how did I get to know AhBeh? You see, last time the guys from a nearby boys school will pass by our all-girls school after class. The boys, morning session, the girls, afternoon session. So when we were waiting for the bell to ring, the boys will pass by and obviously, they WILL look into our school. What to do... Opposites DO attract...

So, how did this AhBeh catch my attention? You see, he's literally Tall, Dark & GoodLooking AND, he carries an eye-catching red knapsack. When he smiles, the world around me brighten... (somewhat that kinda feelin' lar...)

Anyway, to cut a long story short, later on, I got to know him personally through a friend's brother who's also from the same boys' school at a birthday party. With loads of teasing from MY girlfriends, even the blind & deaf would know that I was into AhBeh. But of course, he didn't do anything la.

Later on, destiny put both of us in the same tuition centre. I got to know him a lil' bit better at that time. And so did MY best friend, Wendy...

Fast forward a few months later, one fine day, I found out that AhBeh was going out with MY best friend. Whoa... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! LOL! Okay okay, got carried away...

So, what happened to moi?



Where do broken hearts go? Can they find their way home?


At that time, we were just 14... I don't know about your era, but during that time, we didn't have e-mails or blogs as communication tools. What did we use?



We used the good ol' pen and notepad (or what we call at that time, the test pad)


So, me and the Best Friend peng bin [hokkien] (translation: farn meen in Canto) Shit, can't remember the Engrish word for this... Help, anyone? Aiyah, in short, we had a catfight. Of course la have to fight! Come on! She KNEW that I like that guy! And yet, she go gatal-gatal with him BEHIND MY BACK! Of courselah I TL... (translation : Cow's Penis ~ Damn PissedOff)

So, that was it. They were together for a few months before they broke up. Muahahahaha!! Nope, no Sir, I didn't have anything to do with the break-up.

The funny thing was, after more than a year later, one fine day in a public bus, AhBeh confronted me. At that time, we were friends again... friends only, no more that loving feelin' because my heart was with SomeoneElse. He asked for a second chance...

WTF?! It took you so damn long to come to me?! At that time, I was very taken aback as I had never expected that to happen. Never in my wildest dreams... So I looked at him in his eyes and said, "I'm sorry, but I can't." He looked calm, gave me a weak smile and that was it...

After that incident, we kept in touch for a few years but now sadly, we've lost contact. A few years back, I was told that he married a Malay girl back in our hometown but I've never bumped into him after all these years...

And so, that's the story of AhBeh, My First Puppy Lurve who was also born on the 16th day of May. Maybe this could be a meme, eh eh? So, tell me about your First BowWow Lurve...?

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE : Ducky is NOT AhBeh, okay!!!

Okaylah, let's continue with the Spesial Burpday Posting for Ducky. Fortunately Ducky is no longer a bachelor and like all men, he LOVES women. and their curvaceous bods. Therefore, I've been asked to dedicate some piccies of hot sexy babes. So, Ducky, here's your present!



Looks like Britney to me...



Kelly Who??



Is she one of the Fantastic 4??



Some mixed Yappun chickie.



The Yappun-muis look very chun, hor?



Yappun Idol... if I man, I also can get zapped, ok!



Nice, huh?



Any of you babes look like this??


Okaylah, cukup liao... I hope you are happy, Ducky. Many happy returns of the day and may you be showered with Loads of Pleasure every other day!

ps: Mozzie, the Tag coming up next!


*Currently on air - Friends & Lovers, Gloria Loring & Carl Anderson*
(Does anyone happen to have this song? Been looking for it high & low but... *sigh*...can't find it... even the BraderItalia also takda...)

What would you say if I told you?
I've always wanted to hold you
I don't know what we're afraid of
Nothing would change if we made love

Cause I'll be your friend
And I'll be your lover
Well, I know in our hearts we agree
We don't have to be one or the other

Yes, it's a chance that we're taking
And somebody's heart may be breaking
But we can't stop what's inside us
Our love for each other will guide us

Cause I'll be your friend
And I'll be your lover
Well, I know in our hearts we agree
We don't have to be one or the other

I've been through you
And you've been through me
Sometimes a friend is the hardest to see
We always know when it's laid on the line
Nobody else is as easy to find

So I'll be your friend
And I'll be your lover
Well, I know in our heart we agree
We don't have to be one or the other
Other



Do-You-Know that when I was a little girl, My Ambition is to be a Teacher?

31 comments:

L B said...

BraderItalia?!!... Whoa!!! You didn't ask, or else I would have sent it to you already, liao!! Cheh.... it's on its way by email.. Heh heh...

_butt said...

Wow!! That AhBeh story - you can actually rmb the date of your first puppy love ar? Not bad, not bad.

Well, I did rmb who's my first puppy luvv with maybe but forgot the date liao, or his bday for tht matter.. haha

Somehow, I liked the old fashion way best when it comes to expressin one's feelings.. ^^

So AhBeh is not ducky la, okok, got it. ;) Happi bday to Ducky oso ya..

But realli, AhBeh is the real name ar?

Dom said...

Let me comment on the pics:

This first pic is of Kelly Brooks, I believe, a very famous Page 3 model in UK, *Thumbs up*

From an Asian perspective, Kelly Hu's face is not that great. But the ang mohs like the slanty-eyed looks. Tall and good body though.

J. Alba is overrated. Body and face so so only.

Jap 1: Ah, I like. CFM face. Nice ass. She got the whole package.

Jap 2 and 3: Very plain faces. Sumthing wrong with No 2's eyes plus she is too top heavy. No 3 has lively eyes but bad teeth.

Second last babe: I like. Good face, good body, good skin. Only minus is airport chest.

Last babe: Girl next door type. Okay-lah, but doesn't inspire lust.

Angel, where is your hometown? Penang-ah?

angel said...

Dear bangchai...

Oi braderrr!! I GOT ask u before ok! You asked me back, "Ha? Wat song is that?! Never heard before..."

...kwang kwang kwang...

And you know what I did? I looked up in Torrent and found the song along with some other greatest hits of the past, total download was 4GB+ and I'm STILL d/l-ing it after more than a month! Your fault la!

But now so happy cos I hv just received the song... tenkiu tenkiuuuu!!! *Heartchu*Heartchu*
*MUAH*MUAH*MUAH*MUAHHHH*

angel said...

Dear _butt babes...

Waaaa...u belum tido ka?? LOL...

Yeah babe...I remember birthdates pretty well... ;) Hey, take some time to 'remember' ya' first pup love and then story to me, ok! :D

Ol' fashion way? :) Elaborate, please? *blur abit*

I repeat DUCKY IS NOT AHBEH! Phewwww...

Yeah, everyone calls him AhBeh... of cos it's not his real name lar... :P

angel said...

Dear DOM...

Wow... I'm impressed... No wonder you call yourself Dirty Old Man... But I'm still suspicious of the 'old' adjective there...

My hometown Penang? Errr errr... izit THAT obvious?! Darn...

Pssst pssst...don't tell me u know AhBeh???

may said...

happy birthday to Lil' Ducky!!

(for a moment there, without reading the post, I thought u tukar jantina oredi lah, angel... hiaks!!)

Yodaddy said...

your showing your age by saying you used test pad...during my era which is many years after yours, i use telephone to communicate.

seeing that you need to repeat and repeat that ducky is not ah beh, i would help you clarify it, i believe ducky is not ah beh solely because he is a few years younger than you. there! no need to thank me.

ducky said...

ah yo, very the phai seh lah, got public dedication. thank you.

i see the pictures are well done. you did your homework well. i'll give you B+, why no A+, because too many jap girls lah. fav would be that chick that is trying to eat her strap.

thank yoda for clarifying that to everybody. yes i think even during my granny time, they already used to communicate via telephone, so i guess you must be in your 90s.

hahahaha. thanks again for the pics.

angel said...

Dear lil'missmay...

LOL! Terkezut eh you? That's why la, never read properly... wake up so early to chuppp and then tidur again...sure la blurrr LOL! :P

angel said...

Dear yodaddy...

I knew u'd cum here today...I've been expecting you...

Ladies & gentlemen, pls. excuse this annoying spoilt lil' daddy's kid here...he's trying so hard to deny the fact that older women are more attractive...

I know why u use telephone... you are a lazy bugger, that's why...

Ducky younger than moi? Ahhh... that's what YOU think... ;) you think you know everything and seen everything? Think again...Think hard...

Oh, you don't hv to ask Ducky because he's also in the dark... cheers!

angel said...

Dear ducky...

Ahhh... the Birthday Boy... phai seh hah mik? Mien keh si keh si lar... :P

Oh, I didn't expect it to be graded... if I did, I'm sure I'd hv done better. Cikia! Do public dedication for you summore wanna give grade and komplen-komplen?!

Haiya, your granny also lazy buggers like Yoda...

I'm glad that you like the pictures... I got them from Asian Flicker Babes or something liddat...

HaPpY bIrThDaY dUcKy!!

Yodaddy said...

lucky for me i havent seen anything. i have this phobia of seeing shriveled and wrinkly surfaces.

yeah right, if you are younger than ducky, i would be a religious person.

Actually got one question, how come in your story you and ahbeh, were like just friends before your best friend (which should be much more chun than you) beat you to him, and you still can write love letters to ahbeh? did you write him before or after you lose to your best friend? Or was there lots of details in between? Just wondering. nevermind. that was sooo long ago and it is a minor miracle that you can still remember things from your teens.

Inevitable said...

Ah Beh not ducky meh?
Anyway Happy Birthday lor duck duck.

ka..t said...

I thought you posted pictures of yourself in various poses...LOL

Still can be teacher wat...

It's no fun catching your man with your best friend, aitelyu..worse when everyone are adults..ever had that happen? :(

Where's kea..tix?? He send me stickers anytime!! Next time you 'talk' to him, give him my yahoo ID, I'll email him my addy. ..getting to be so ker-ai, this fler..

angel said...

Dear yoda...

I think deep down inside, you ARE a religious person... another denial... *sigh*... u poor poor child...

Oh, misunderstanding... I didn't write love letters to him... actually when I put up the pic of the notepad, I left out a paragraph. I meant to say that me & the best friend communicate thru letters which were written on notepad and we 'broke off' via notepad too... LOL! I didn't write anything to AhBeh before, neither did I confess anything... But I knew that he knew...

There are certain things in life which you'll remember for life. But I can't say the same for you...

angel said...

Dear inevitable...

Ducky is not AhBeh... AhBeh is Horsey, Ducky is...well, ducky... :D

plink said...

Ah Beh is such a....

peng bin= turn/flip face?

may: *pengsan*

angel: Another Northerner? Hooray! *wavewavewave*

angel said...

Dear dear ka..t...

*sigh* Earlier, I already replied to your comment but this &^%$£"!! Blogger Comment decided to &^%$£"!! So now, hv to type back again... potong stim...

Pic of myself? Here?? LOL! Get outta here! :P

Be teacher? And teach wot?

Fortunately, I've not had the sexperience of catching any of my man with any of my frens, touchwood! You have, dear ka..t? Cum, whisper to me...

kea..tix is still in The City of Angels ler... Aye aye, ma'am! I shall convey your message to him when I 'see' him. But I think he'd surely pop by here if he's free to go to the mall and tape some free Wifi signal... ;) Ker-ai he is...

angel said...

chup!

Sheesh... I meant 'tap' not 'tape'...

angel said...

Dear plink-a-baby...

Arrghh!!! I replied and this thing just went *&^%$£"!!! Sien nia!

Aik... plink hails from TheNorthStar too?? Wheeeee! Kah ki lang, mai khek khi... ;)

*gives a BigGroovySexayHug*
(disclaimer: non-hamsap one, yeah!)

AhBeh is sucha .... ???

So, hv you flipped face with any of the bloggers? LOL!

ducky said...

tank u, tank u, to all i know & to some i dont.

now sure cia lat oledi angel, cause ppl will think i'm ahbeh. u explain oso too late oledi.

so this ahbeh got pop yer cherry or not ? eh, i should know right, since ppl think i'm ahbeh !

plink said...

*non-hamsup BigGrovaySexyHug back*
Paiseilar....

I haven't flip-face anybody yet wor....

Lu uu bo?

Ah Ark mmsi Ah Beh, ko ai mui 'cherry,' eh suu. Ah Ark zho paikia, arh?

Happy Birthday PaiArk! ;-)

angel said...

Dear ducky...

*sigh*

What to do... nvm la... rugi sedikit nia loh...

So, how? My cherry sedap anot??

angel said...

Dear plink-a-baby...

Paiseh?? Paiseh jiak ka ki... :P

Wa pun ah buey ka lang peng bin kouk...

LOL @ PaiArk! Eng kai keo ee PaiApkniah! Tapi hor, ee uu tan si phai nia... uu tan si ee si hoh apkniah...

Wakarimasu ka??? LOL!

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plink said...

LOLz @ PaiApkniah!

Hai! Wakarimasu! (or something like thatlah....)

Uu tan si hoh + uu tan si phai = PhuaHohPaiApkniah?

Cheesecake said...

TL is pig's penis la, not cow's :p

angel said...

aisay...so fast kena spam liao??

Dear plink-a-baby...

*clapclap*
Betul..betul... your Yapunis quite keng chao oso...

LOL! Oi, lu eh PhuaHohPhaiApkiah is so the terng larr... What a mouthful! LOL! Oi oi... lu mai siaou uai, ok!! LOLOL!

angel said...

Dear cheesecake...

Yum yum... you sound so delicious! Are you from Secret Recipe wan, or Coffee Bean wan?? LOL!

Yes!!! You are so right! OMG! I must hv gotten so confused with the tu and the gu @ that point of time... I shall announce the mistake I did in my nxt posting, yeah?

*muah muah* thankies!

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