On The 16th Day of May...

Okay, today's the 16th day of May. What's so significant about this day? Well, as far as I can remember, May 16th is Teacher's Day. Hari Guru peringkat kebangsaan, maybe?

Well, Teacher's Day aside, it seems that today also happens to be Lil'Ducky's ngau yat (translation : cow one aka burpday). I actually can't confirm for sure but okay lah, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. And so, I've been asked to do a Spesial Dedication for him worrr... People already mintak, takkan I say No, rite?

But before that, allow me to story you a tale...

You know, 16th of May is also actually the birthday of My First Infactuation. At that time, we were both 13 years old, hormones baru start wanna develope, and his nickname name was AhBeh...

And they called it puppy love
Oh i guess they'll never know
how a young heart really feels
and just why i love him so
and they called it puppy love
just because we're in our teens
tell them all
please tell them it isn't fair
to take away my only dream
i cry each night
my tears for you
my tears are all in vain
i hope and i pray
that maybe someday
you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
once again
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love
(this is not a puppy love)
(this is not a puppy love)
not a puppy love
(this is not a puppy love)

So, how did I get to know AhBeh? You see, last time the guys from a nearby boys school will pass by our all-girls school after class. The boys, morning session, the girls, afternoon session. So when we were waiting for the bell to ring, the boys will pass by and obviously, they WILL look into our school. What to do... Opposites DO attract...

So, how did this AhBeh catch my attention? You see, he's literally Tall, Dark & GoodLooking AND, he carries an eye-catching red knapsack. When he smiles, the world around me brighten... (somewhat that kinda feelin' lar...)

Anyway, to cut a long story short, later on, I got to know him personally through a friend's brother who's also from the same boys' school at a birthday party. With loads of teasing from MY girlfriends, even the blind & deaf would know that I was into AhBeh. But of course, he didn't do anything la.

Later on, destiny put both of us in the same tuition centre. I got to know him a lil' bit better at that time. And so did MY best friend, Wendy...

Fast forward a few months later, one fine day, I found out that AhBeh was going out with MY best friend. Whoa... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! LOL! Okay okay, got carried away...

So, what happened to moi?

Where do broken hearts go? Can they find their way home?

At that time, we were just 14... I don't know about your era, but during that time, we didn't have e-mails or blogs as communication tools. What did we use?

We used the good ol' pen and notepad (or what we call at that time, the test pad)

So, me and the Best Friend peng bin [hokkien] (translation: farn meen in Canto) Shit, can't remember the Engrish word for this... Help, anyone? Aiyah, in short, we had a catfight. Of course la have to fight! Come on! She KNEW that I like that guy! And yet, she go gatal-gatal with him BEHIND MY BACK! Of courselah I TL... (translation : Cow's Penis ~ Damn PissedOff)

So, that was it. They were together for a few months before they broke up. Muahahahaha!! Nope, no Sir, I didn't have anything to do with the break-up.

The funny thing was, after more than a year later, one fine day in a public bus, AhBeh confronted me. At that time, we were friends again... friends only, no more that loving feelin' because my heart was with SomeoneElse. He asked for a second chance...

WTF?! It took you so damn long to come to me?! At that time, I was very taken aback as I had never expected that to happen. Never in my wildest dreams... So I looked at him in his eyes and said, "I'm sorry, but I can't." He looked calm, gave me a weak smile and that was it...

After that incident, we kept in touch for a few years but now sadly, we've lost contact. A few years back, I was told that he married a Malay girl back in our hometown but I've never bumped into him after all these years...

And so, that's the story of AhBeh, My First Puppy Lurve who was also born on the 16th day of May. Maybe this could be a meme, eh eh? So, tell me about your First BowWow Lurve...?

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE : Ducky is NOT AhBeh, okay!!!

Okaylah, let's continue with the Spesial Burpday Posting for Ducky. Fortunately Ducky is no longer a bachelor and like all men, he LOVES women. and their curvaceous bods. Therefore, I've been asked to dedicate some piccies of hot sexy babes. So, Ducky, here's your present!

Looks like Britney to me...



Kelly Who??



Is she one of the Fantastic 4??



Some mixed Yappun chickie.



The Yappun-muis look very chun, hor?



Yappun Idol... if I man, I also can get zapped, ok!



Nice, huh?



Any of you babes look like this??

Okaylah, cukup liao... I hope you are happy, Ducky. Many happy returns of the day and may you be showered with Loads of Pleasure every other day!

ps: Mozzie, the Tag coming up next!


*Currently on air - Friends & Lovers, Gloria Loring & Carl Anderson*
(Does anyone happen to have this song? Been looking for it high & low but... *sigh*...can't find it... even the BraderItalia also takda...)

What would you say if I told you?
I've always wanted to hold you
I don't know what we're afraid of
Nothing would change if we made love

Cause I'll be your friend
And I'll be your lover
Well, I know in our hearts we agree
We don't have to be one or the other

Yes, it's a chance that we're taking
And somebody's heart may be breaking
But we can't stop what's inside us
Our love for each other will guide us

Cause I'll be your friend
And I'll be your lover
Well, I know in our hearts we agree
We don't have to be one or the other

I've been through you
And you've been through me
Sometimes a friend is the hardest to see
We always know when it's laid on the line
Nobody else is as easy to find

So I'll be your friend
And I'll be your lover
Well, I know in our heart we agree
We don't have to be one or the other
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Do-You-Know that when I was a little girl, My Ambition is to be a Teacher?