How Sweet & A Chat Message (with Stories)

A few weeks ago, I was at Mid-Valley Megamall and on my way to the car, I spotted this car parked in front of mine... Iswara Aeroback...

Oh, look what's waiting in front of her car???

I'm 187% sure it was a lady's car... no?

Awwww... how schweet...

The chat below happened a coupla months ago about some encounters that I came across in London last September... something I had wanted to blog about but am not good at telling stories... so, read it from here, edited of course... but lemme warn you, it's a looooooong looooooong one...

little_angel_baby : after i came out fr the sex shop and walked abt 2 blocks.....

bond : you had a spontaneous orgasm?

little_angel_baby : got this liuliu Italian man approached me!!! or so he said he's italian and i wanted to PENGSAN

bond : LOLOLOLOL

little_angel_baby : so skedddd

bond : approached you for sex?

little_angel_baby : yaaaa!!!!

bond : OMG

bond : waaaaaaaa

bond : so the liuliu

little_angel_baby : i didnt remember wat i mumbled

little_angel_baby : but i was so the sked

bond : LOLOLOLOL

llittle_angel_baby : i kept walking and he kept walking in front of me facing me

little_angel_baby : and asked me why i no likes him

bond : I would have said £1000

little_angel_baby : HAHAHAHA

little_angel_baby : i said no tenkiu

little_angel_baby : hahaha liuliu anot

bond : and a dinner at Loong Foong

bond : very liuliu

bond : aiseh

bond : could have had 6 vibrators

little_angel_baby : actually inside the sex shop got another indian man tried to talk to me but i siam

bond : LOLOLOLOL

little_angel_baby : it was really scary.

bond : dang!! These are horny men eh?

little_angel_baby : i dunno!!!

bond : I bet!!

little_angel_baby : actually the sex shop is downstairs

bond : i guess you were alone

little_angel_baby: ya

little_angel_baby : was on my own and they must hv thot that I am horny

bond : they prolly thought single young girl in a sex shop, sure pros

little_angel_baby : izit???

little_angel_baby : omg!

bond : prolly

little_angel_baby : why u din tell me earlier??

bond : well, I didnt know it would be like that! I never went up to a girl and asked her for sex

little_angel_baby : hahahahaha

bond : LOLOL, but now I know

little_angel_baby : after i finished checking out the stuff at the sex shop downstairs, i went upstairs to the "bookshop"

bond : so I'll go up to any girl I see near a sex shop and ask

little_angel_baby : i was looking at some books and this indian guy wanted to talk to me, i cepat2 went to the door

little_angel_baby : hahaha how u gonna ask?

bond : LOL, hoi, you could have had great sex!!! At the Ritz

little_angel_baby : but not with a scrawny indian guy!!! would u????

bond : I am just gonna say, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

little_angel_baby : hahaha waaaa

little_angel_baby : so liuliu

bond : LOL, yeah, prolly got scrawny dick too

bond : but maybe he got pipe

little_angel_baby : and the italian guy oso kinda skinny.. look like drug addict *shudders*

bond : LOL

bond : naaa.. not a good idea to get picked up near a sex shop

little_angel_baby : yeah... but really, i wont dare go into a sex shop alone again

bond : no, you shouldn't

bond : take me along next time

little_angel_baby : and the best thing was, that was the ONE and only sex shop i found in Soho

bond : see? we went to the one at Mid valley.. no probs wat?

little_angel_baby : hahahaha

little_angel_baby : that was NOT a sex shop

bond : hmm, only one left?

little_angel_baby : i donno where they hid the rest

bond : LOL, you told me it was

bond : you bruff me

little_angel_baby : or maybe i was "lucky" that i didnt find the other sex shops

little_angel_baby : haha i bruff u ka?

little_angel_baby: *offers some salt*

bond : yeah, perhaps so.. there are some sex shops which are pretty decent and clean, not the seedy type

bond : Ann Summers or something

little_angel_baby : my fren said there are alot but prolly i didnt hit the right lane

little_angel_baby : ohhh yeah i went into Ann Summers and saw their toys

bond : prolly you took the wrong lane

little_angel_baby : more sexpensive

bond : LOLOLOLOL, that's why they are not the seedy type

little_angel_baby : hmmm ya hor... aiya how i know? i virgin maaa

bond : you pays what you gets

bond : LOL, me too

little_angel_baby : KAKAKAKAKAKA

bond : LOLOLOL

little_angel_baby : *toes laffing as well*

bond : as long as nipples not

little_angel_baby : nipples are for **censored**

bond : well, they can laff too

little_angel_baby : *donwan to know*

bond : they wobble when they do

little_angel_baby : hahaha

bond : see?

little_angel_baby : *sore jaws*

bond : go on, make them laff and check

little_angel_baby : i actually typed *saw jaws*

bond : LOLOLOL

bond : i would have tot why you go and watch Jaws

little_angel_baby : terrible my spelling

little_angel_baby : hahahaha

bond : hey, you're good

little_angel_baby : those 2 were scrawny guys, i hv not told u abt the FAT guy

bond : omg a fat guy too?

little_angel_baby : now, about the fat guy...

bond : ok, he wanted to lick your heels?

little_angel_baby : i bought coffee and a muffin at hyde park, wanted to sit down and enjoy makan

bond : uh huh

little_angel_baby : sat on a bench

bond : ooh i got a story too

bond : tell you afterwards

little_angel_baby : den saw this Arabic looking man

bond : listening...

bond : was he Saddam?

little_angel_baby : he was "eyeing" on me and i thot, die... the bench was so long and i was sitting there alone

little_angel_baby : haha no laaa

bond : LOLOLOL

little_angel_baby : i thot, sure he's gonna cum sit beside me

little_angel_baby : and he came near me, i already sat down, then he asked

little_angel_baby : "are u filipino?"

little_angel_baby : i said no

bond : hahaha, he must be feeling nostalgic for the filipino pros

little_angel_baby : i said i maraysian... so shit lah, why i dunno how to lie wan??

bond : LOLOLOL

little_angel_baby : then he said that i look like filipino and all and conveniently sat beside me

little_angel_baby : i was "busy" eating my muffin of cos

bond : pick up line, good good, must try that

little_angel_baby : then he tried to make small tok

little_angel_baby : hahahahaha

little_angel_baby : said that he's an egyptian, asked me wat i doing in london

little_angel_baby : i said i holiday blah blah

little_angel_baby : den he popped the question

bond : waaaaaaa..... so truthful wan

little_angel_baby : who? me ah?

bond : so accomodating too

bond : you lah

little_angel_baby : i dunno how to lie

little_angel_baby : very "cham"

bond : i would have said i want to be alone... bugger off

little_angel_baby : i dun dare leh...

little_angel_baby : if he stalk me, how??

bond : hahaha, guess not

little_angel_baby : i was alone

bond : true true

little_angel_baby : i dun dare to be nasty

little_angel_baby : so he asked if i'd like to stay long term in london

bond : well, you can be polite too, and just say you need to be alone

little_angel_baby : *pengsan*

bond : waaaaaa

little_angel_baby : he didnt look like he's gonna leave me alone

bond : hmmmm

little_angel_baby : i was so racing to finish my muffin and coffee

bond : LOL

little_angel_baby : i said no, i said i hv a life back home blah blah

little_angel_baby : he said everyone has a life back home

little_angel_baby : he said he oso got a life in egypt

little_angel_baby : and just divorce the wife

little_angel_baby : then he asked if i had a bf at home

bond : and wants you to be his next concubine?

little_angel_baby : of cos i said GOTTTT

little_angel_baby : but he maciam didnt wanna accept it

bond : aiyoh, at that stage can lie and say hubby coming soon

little_angel_baby : den he tried to coax me to stay in london

little_angel_baby : i told u, i donno how to lie!!!

bond : ok, ok, you need lessons

little_angel_baby : heh...

bond : are you a man?

little_angel_baby : errr...

little_angel_baby : errr...???

bond : trick question

little_angel_baby : see, now u know wat i mean?

bond : you say, yes

bond : LOL

little_angel_baby : but if he doesnt ask that question, how?

bond : ok, ok, then wat happened?

little_angel_baby : then he said he could "take care" of me and ask me to stay with him

bond : then you just tell him you had a sex operation

little_angel_baby : hahahahaha

little_angel_baby : u very clever lah u!

little_angel_baby : now oni u tell me!

bond : LOLOLOLOL thankQ

bond : i could have told you if you had asked

little_angel_baby : summore suggested that maybe we could meet up again the nxt day in the park to "discuss"

bond : LOL

little_angel_baby : wah lao... i really kecut my hati...

bond : not a bad option wat?

little_angel_baby : no way!!!

bond : can live in a nice place

little_angel_baby : he look like unker

bond : can come visit me

little_angel_baby: hahahaha

bond : waaaaaaaa

little_angel_baby : den he asked me how young i am

bond : just pull pillowcase over his head during sex

little_angel_baby : and stupid me of cos told the right age

little_angel_baby : hahahahaha

bond : LOL, yeah, tell him you're 11

little_angel_baby : but he so fattttt

little_angel_baby : got big big tummy liu...

bond : oops, can't fit him in a pillowcase then

bond : bigger than my tummy?

little_angel_baby : yaaaaaa!!!

little_angel_baby : many times bigger (Bigger than SA's too!)

bond : waaaaaa

bond : you'd be crushed

little_angel_baby : flat!

bond : ewwwwww

bond : cannot cannot

little_angel_baby : summore his face got alotta hair oso

bond : cheh, I tot nice egyptian, dark, handsome, rich

little_angel_baby : but he's the fair type

bond : ewwwwww

bond : anyway, i think all these men that try to pick up strange girls in parks, on the street... very dangerous too

little_angel_baby : anyway, that time, i think he just wanted sex

bond : could be pyscho too

little_angel_baby : oh... and that fat man was my 2nd experience

little_angel_baby : the first wan was on the 1st day i went to central london

bond : did he say how much he was gonna pay you?

little_angel_baby : no he din say

bond : no money no talk

little_angel_baby : shucks.. he wanted to f*ck for free?!

bond : well, more than likely he tot he was gonna get free f*ck

little_angel_baby : i think he was at the park looking for targets

bond : i guess so

little_angel_baby : that was what he was doing

bond : uh huh, maybe even a serial killer

little_angel_baby : after tat i faster2 finis my coffee n muffin and cabut

bond : you're lucky to be alive today!

little_angel_baby : haha yaaaa!!!

bond : and I am lucky you're alive to comment on my blog today

little_angel_baby : so scared he followed me

little_angel_baby : hehe... *show victory sign*

bond : LOLOLOL

bond : waaaaa

bond : ok, then?

little_angel_baby : then my first encounter

bond : uh huh

little_angel_baby : was with this liuliu guy at the Embankment

bond : you know, you should blog all this

little_angel_baby : haha

little_angel_baby : lazy

bond : LOLOLOL

little_angel_baby : donwan afturds ppl think i so narsisi

bond : lololol

bond : but we already are!!

little_angel_baby : so this guy, he's working for the Original Tour Bus co.

little_angel_baby : guess wat, indian guy

bond : ok

bond : another one??

little_angel_baby : but he's not too bad looking

bond : ok

little_angel_baby : he's like the ticket seller like dat

little_angel_baby : wear nice uniform and all

bond : looked like a geek, you mean?

little_angel_baby : no no

little_angel_baby : look like normal, no geeky

bond : ok, pity you didnt take pic

little_angel_baby : first time like dat, i couldnt think poperly laaaa

little_angel_baby : where got time to take pic summore??

bond : yeah, all quivery

little_angel_baby : i wanted to pay him cash for the ticket

bond : heart beat beat like drums

little_angel_baby : haha

little_angel_baby : den he said he no change

little_angel_baby : so he ask if i got card, so i gave him my credit card

bond : he was behind a counter or standing in front of you?

little_angel_baby : while waiting, he asked where i came from and all

little_angel_baby : he's standing in front of me

bond : no booth?

little_angel_baby : den he asked, wat i doing that nite

little_angel_baby : no booth

bond : waaaa

little_angel_baby : it's just a bus stop

bond : damn horny all these london ppl

little_angel_baby : den i got suspicious liao

bond : LOLO, oh BUS STOP!! I tot wat

little_angel_baby : i lied and said i hv dinner or sumthing

bond : see? you lied!!

little_angel_baby : yalah, bustop beside the river

little_angel_baby : yeah hor... i lied... but it's just a white lie

little_angel_baby : den he said he's free to accompany me worrr

bond : blatant lie la

little_angel_baby : i thot, shit

bond : LOLOLOLOLOL

little_angel_baby : die liao... and he kept insisting that he's free that nite!

little_angel_baby: i said it's ok

bond : waaaa

little_angel_baby : i think i said many times "it's ok"

bond : but he's deaf

little_angel_baby : den summore he asked if i need his number

little_angel_baby : yaaa memang pekak wan

bond : uh huh

little_angel_baby : i said it's ok, it's ok

little_angel_baby : and the bus came, and i cabut

bond : LOLOL, potong stim

little_angel_baby : but u know what happened?

bond : he climbed on too?

little_angel_baby : i so sked that i forgot abt my c. card

bond : omg

little_angel_baby : i got on the bus, gave the ticket

bond : then?

little_angel_baby : BUT i was LIULIU LUCKY

bond : he gave it back

little_angel_baby : becos he faster2 gave me back my card

little_angel_baby : yaaa

bond : ahhh

little_angel_baby : really phewwwwww

little_angel_baby : at that point, i really cursed myself for being so careless

bond : yup, really mafan losing CC in foreign place

little_angel_baby : so, thank god he's not a complete baddie

bond : waaa, liuliu lucky liao

little_angel_baby : so yaloh... those were the London Encounters

bond : yeah, at least he was not a pyscho

little_angel_baby : heh... you lah nvr warn me abt all these

bond : hmmm, good adventures in a way

little_angel_baby : it was an experience

bond : well, how I know you so the attractive to Indians and Fat Egyptians?

little_angel_baby : hahahahahaha! yerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!