Last week, Uncle Lee made his maiden comment in Yours Truly's blog which I feel a need to share it with you if you had not read it before. (Yes, finally he has managed to 'build' his own Bungalow here! BTW, you might like his blog... *wink wink*) This Uncle Lee who's staying in the same land as Fantasy "sticky" flier, is one "Uncle" in a Million! Well, okay, maybe not in a million... but you know what I mean, rite...
Uncle Lee said...
PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE:
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON, or a LIFETIME. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They are there for the reason you need them to be.
Then without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring this relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done, and it is now time to move on.
When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Thank you, Uncle Lee! So, do I get you a pipe? Or a carton of Lucky Strike? ;)
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Oh, and I have a pick-up line to share with sengkor, kenny ng, mozilla monster, ah nel, nicholas, zeroimpact, Liucas, Ah Boy the guys:
Girl : Coffee, Tea or... Me?
Guy : We have Coffee to stay alert, then have You, then Tea to relax & sleep.
Do you have other better pick-up lines to share-share? ;)
53 comments:
chup first!
zzzz,,,, zzzz,,,,
nice words :)
funny pick up line :P
I'll have to think hard but then again us gals don't really use pick up lines...anywaes I'll try and crack my teeny brain to see if I can remember any worth sharing.
take care
*hugs*
Off the cuff pick up line:
DHL Delivery for you from Apple! Wanna sign?
late chup.. *snore*
oi...u all chuppers no need to sleep wan ah? i work late shift baru nak chup oso kasi u olang chup...gerori~~~another very deep postings by angeliuuuu....i feel so touchiee...gero gero gerooooo~
btw, on the pick-up lines huh...i sometimes use is;
Me: Do you know how many people would fight for free food in Aflika ah?
Girl: I donno, alot...why bother?
Me: Hah, so no heart wan u...tot wanna buy u lunch geh...now no need liao...babai~~gero gero gero gerooooo!!~!~!
Girl: *hmmphhh*
Angel, liu are so right. i am hooked on Uncle Lee now!! and i am supposed to be sleeping, o dear!
pick up lines ah? later after i wake up, shortly. arrghh. *panda eyes climb into bed*
liu pms?
angel's site paling susah untuk chup one` too many readers` hahaha :D
ahh, he finally got it up, eh! good on ya, Uncle Lee! but his stories very the long liao, must take time to digest... -.o
pick up line... hmmm...
still can't think of any wor!
just come pick me up, ok? lol!
harlo, arm korng chiow. no tidur for you wan ah?
**cubit, cubit** than Guy.
pssst....get uncle SYT.
Girl : Coffee, Tea or... Mee?
Guy : We have Coffee to stay alert, then have You, then Tea to relax & sleep.
Girl: I'm talking about MEE.
Boy: Yeah, I'm talking about you.
Girl: It's MEE. I mean MEE.
Boy: Yeah, YOU. I mean YOU.
Girl: But I cannot eat YOU.
Boy: Of course you can.
Girl: Hey mate, do you know MEE? The noodles?
Boy: Oh dear, don't tell me your nick is noodles. So kinky liddat can die!
Girl FAINTED.
So deep geh? Boh beng pek :P
Yes, I love Uncle Lee comment he left the other but forgot to to tell him.
Where did you pick up that line, Coffee, Tea or me...? Because we have been saying the same line since last year. This was how we started that line: We had a Malaysian studnent who was an air steward before came here to study so they told him if he wanted to know any gal all he has to say is: Coffee, Tea or Me....
SO the line will be:
Past air steward: Coffee, tea or me..?
Gal: None of the above...
The more you know the less you need to say.
again...
my comment not related to the post.
kakakaka!
harlo uncle lee we had a good laugh talking abt you the other day.
actually i ddint laugh. i very respect u one.
angel lor, and nyonya. laughed for 4 hrs for duno wat reasons!!
Hello Angel, Oh my gosh! Aiyooh! Lu buat gua shy la, finger in mouth, muka sikit merah also now tell about gua. I now hide behind my table peep at your blog.
But really enjoying all your's and your gang here the chair shaking, shoulder vibrating, hilarious comments and replies.
To me its like learning a new language altogether as you and your gang use 'words' I have never heard before, got dictionary for these or not? My cheeky neice already grumbling I kachow her so often...ask for the meanings of the words you all use, she says, "aiyaaa Uncle, you so Jurassic one la, now we Malaysia hi-tech, so use hi-tech words la". Ha ha.
Hey Angel...here's a pick-up line...(gua too old now to try) Maybe your male members can,(psssst! let me know if it works, huh?) haha......UL. A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"Oh really? What's it telling you now?" she inquires.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
Waahhhh I got mentioned in a blog! I can't remember when the last time that happened, I need to frame this up....:P
unker lee - good pick up line story!
No pick up lines wor...cos I don't normally pick up guys mah. It's the other way round. kakakakaaaa!!!!
tat anon was me coz i used fren PSP to on9 tis morning n it sux...lol
mmmm...
no pick up lines...
piak ppl lines got lah.. :P
this angel, ah may & misti etc etc no need to sleep wan ah?
i'm amazed :D
Be Back Later... rush rush.. baybeh! R U S H H H H H . . . .
Dear Angel,
So who's the lucky guy trying to pick u up? :)
Dont u ever, ever sleep? Must be very tiring.
hoi winn, you pannai hok see fei ah? you were sitting next to me dat day, and ya, you didn't laff, but i saw you were all cracked up and rocking in your chair for 4 hrs also. kakakaka.......
uncle lee,
i'd like to end the pick-up line:-
the woman leans forward to look at the man's watch and at the same time gives a light rub on the gentleman's thigh, "oooh....my touch tells me that my panties will sit pretty on your head in a few moments".
can or not, lidat the ending????
i like this uncle.. and i like what he said...very hmm..how to describe ah.. very touch the heart kind of words..i very likey...
guy :kopi to stay awake hentam kaw kaw...tea to kept me more pawer...you of coz had to be thre...
girl :aiyaiyai... *i lyk*
LOL
Chenliu! we all got sleep wan! May and Angel and Winn, we all got sleep!! lol
Reply to NonyaPenang, Angel, x'cuse gua ahh, I tumpang here reply her, okay?
NonyaPenang, you're MY kind of woman! Just booked my flight to KL......
SIA Flt 96, ETA 10am KL International. UL
angel!! liu still working? poor angel.....
i baru balik juga...
wanted to leave early after i visited the studio wan...but hor, tok tok tok a bit with my colleague and she went all the way non stop until 12am!!!!!
u know la. i melayang layang a bit....thoughts fly here fly there but i was listening one really......
u take care orrr.....drive carefully later ya]
tomrw our liuliu flyday no wat oredi ar????
*layang away....*
Angeliu and Winnliuliu both working so late! sayangs both of liu!!
lol..Pick up line~
Ask Angel Liu Liu > Kenny Ng? Uncle Lee ? or Ang Gu Gu?
O.O
The way this is going, the pick-up lines may begin:
Coffee, tea... or Uncle Lee?
Dear c o n s u e l a,...
Pratinum for U!
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Dear may,...
Grolden Zzzzs!
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Dear c o n s u e l a,...
Haha... dun hv to crack your brains, sweetie! ;)
*hughug*
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Dear L B,...
Srilver Apple!
Sign? Of course!
*elated*
*sexcited*
*waits to be picked up*
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Dear Sir SA,...
Errr... pick up me? :D
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Dear misti,...
Late reply... *zzzzzz*
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Dear ah monk,...
Yeah lor.. I dunno why all the chuppers dun sleep wan... like u... :P
U touchiee? But not me write wan worr... it's written by Uncle wan... :) I share2 oni...
Harr? U call that a pick up line?? That's a "drop-out" line!
Gero gero gerooo!!!
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Dear misti,...
We hook on to Uncle togeder-geder, okay?
Tonite I lagi Panda eyes... :(
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Dear anonymous,...
Liu sakit otak?
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Dear a^ben,...
Aiyoo... dun say like that... dun hv that many readers wan... it's just your imagination :P
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Dear may,...
Wah lao, yr kung fu of Sleep Chupping really mou tak teng! LOL!
Uncle Lee's story you must read... it's easier to read than some blogs, u know... :P
Pick u up? Errr... ok... go where? :P
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Dear nyonya,...
Yalor, tonite memang no tido for me...
*bertahan*
Haha...dun cubit my fren ler, nyonya...
SYT for unker? Like who? Kasi contoh...
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Dear titoki,...
Haha! Ei, I really sapot winn when she said u deserved to win the Farniest Blogger Award lar! Must remember to get sengkor do a Trophy for u ;)
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Dear kenny,...
Boh beng peik, jiak ka ki :PPP
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Dear lp,...
Where did I pick up that line? Errr... someone said that to me the other day. Haha! But I dunno where he got it from. And I dun think my fren is an air steward worr...
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Dear carcar,...
Haa... at least I know that you notice my Quote of The Day! Yay!!! I didn't think that anyone would notice it since I put it up a few weeks back ;)
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Dear winn,...
We all laughed at nyonya's jokes for 4 hours. You leh? You melayang-layang for 4 hours wor...
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Dear Uncle Lee,...
Hahaha! Dun shy, dun shy... aiyo, dun hide ler... see all of them also love your words... very the sexperienced oh you...
I'm glad to know that my blog has provided you some 'entertainment'... I think if my Papa came here, he'd be entertained too haha...
Waaa, uncle, which words you dun understand? Ask me lah, ask me lah... I won't charge you wan... in return, u just hv to decode all your 16 folders of yesteryears' stories for us! Deal??
Pssst... where u got that pick-up linessss wan?? I dunno if anyone would dare try... let's wait and see *wink wink*
Good nite, Uncle!
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Dear fantasy "sticky" flier,...
Waaa... why you so waaaaa wan? :P
I see u always got mentioned also wat... u forgot only maa... ;)
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Dear frostier,...
Errr... which one is classic? Uncle Lee's pick up line? Or what?
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Dear stupe,...
You have none to share? ;)
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Dear king's wife,...
Of cos ler the men will pick you up! Tell lar how they do it? ^^
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Dear ah nel,...
Waaa... PSP oso can on9 wan???
Tak sangka wor...
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Dear lokter,...
Aisay... bukak mulut oredi want to piak people pulak... it makes me wonder if u do use your stethoscope to piak ppl...
*scary mya lokter*
Actually hor, u are right lor... tonite tis angel no sleep yet...
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Dear angel baby,...
Aiyooo... see lah you come back so late...
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Dear tired_man,...
Lucky guy? U think he's lucky? Why so? U look me so up wan... :P
Well, you are right this time. I have not slept... yet...
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Dear nyonya,...
Next time, you can blog about how winn rocks in her chair for hours and hours...
O.O @ nyonya
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Dear j,...
If u are a lady, u will be very likely to likey Charming Uncle Lee! *wink wink*
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Dear ah nel,...
You went and 'khao' which gurl? Got kena slap-9-9 anot?
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Dear misti,...
Lokter is right this one time.. me no sleepzzz...
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Dear Uncle Lee,...
Dipersilakan...
Pssst... I thot it's Flight 69?
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Dear winn,...
Ya... I notchet liuzzz... now kenot liuzzz liao... if liuzzz means kenot wake up liao.
Waaa... u oso work till so late?? I didn't work in opis just now... I was working from home... but aiyoo, now my shoulder and neck so sakit... :(
TGIFlyday... Tomolo is our Liuliu Flyday Anniversary Yang Ke... aiyak... I hv to go count again... laterz i announce, ok?
*muaks*
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Dear misti,...
Tenkiu sayang angeliu & winnliuliu...
we oso lap u!
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Dear ang gu gu,...
OK OK, ask ang gu gu... how to pick up girls? ^^
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Dear plink,...
Hahaha!
Then the answer will be...
*drum rolls*
Kopiiii!
Hahaha! OF COS NOT!!!
It'll be, "Uncle Lee!"
Uncle Lee, YOU ARE DA' MAN!
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A very good one there
Pickup lines?
Can I just wink and bat eyelashes
:P
zeroimpact, of coz u can...and i can assure u that no one will ask why..
why?
Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
*masukan liucas ke dalam claypot*
how come suddenly uncle lee mia folders become 16 liao? ohhh....your cerita mesti panjang-panjang ledi so, uncle lee cepat-cepat built up one folder for you liao la. LOL
PSP got build in hifi mar...
i khao u ler but u dowan me... :P
scary leh, must sleep lah. ever try lie down flat on back, two hands on side, machiam er.. you know what lah. catnap!! very refreshing wan! 20 mins enuf for any situation!
I might want to pinjam Uncle Lee's philosophy for a while, can? heheh
Dear zeroimpact,...
Errr... hv u tried??
:P
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Dear winn,...
Haha! Evillll!!!
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Dear liucas,...
Because your mummy is high...
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Dear winn,...
Haha! Evil-er!!!
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Dear nyonya,...
Did I remember wrongly? I thot UL mya folders ada 16? He said wan maa.. no arr? Sei loh... liuliu memory... :(
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Dear ah nel,...
Now oni I know PSP got wifi wan...
U khao me? How ner?
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Dear misti,...
Yes! That was what I planned to do the other but then hor... suddenly crashed until 3 hours -__-"
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Dear butty,...
Pinjam all you want! UL very nice wan... ;)
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we all love uncle lee dont we....
:)
Dear fashionasia,...
We have been charmed by him! :D
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