I have some 'issues' with this liuliu tag. First of all, Perfect Lover??? WTL?? (wot the liu) Where got perfect lover in this world??? Okay if there were any Perfect Lovers out there, please lemme know because I sure hell can be a Wet Blanket and tell you 101 imperfections about that person! Yeah, I can be a Negative Charge at times...liuliu loh... Do you feel that I kinda sound like a female dog today? Yeah, that's because I feel that way lately, liu!
8 points about my perfect lover?
Point no. 1 - He has to l o v e me, of course! Frankly, I've been out of this 'game' for some time now... or not. :P
Anyway, the point is, he has to love me, in other words, take the effort and/or time to tell/show me that he *shrug* loves me. People say actions speak louder than words. Well yeah, they do. But I don't mind the words too, yeah.
Point no. 2 - He has to be a good lover. I meant in the sack lah, ok! Like what Tiuniasing said about about sex in his posts here, here and here, a good sack life is essential in a relationship. Ok ok, I know SOME people (silent reader[s]) will disagree, look, I'm not here to pick a fight, ok. You are entitled to your opinion and me to mine. *peace*
Point no. 3 - Should there be a situation to-save-his-mom-first-or-me-from-drowning, I'd expect him to save yours truly First! Yeah, call me selfish, call me anything but hey, if I'm your girl, you'd better make sure that I'm No. 1 and not No. 2. This doesn't sound like me hor? Well, can I not even dream??
Point no. 4 - He must tolerate all of me AND still love me. Yup. A.L.L. of me. You know how females are. At times, we could get pretty outta hand... And it's during those times that He needs to accept and then forget about it after 10 minutes :D I know, I know, I'm asking for too much, huh?? Yeah, how crappy! (Borrow sekejap, sengkor)
Point no. 5 - He must be a leader. As in, he's gotta be the Man and take charge of everything, in the bed, outta bed, basically, everything. Yeah... I will follow him... follow him wherever he may go... there isn't an ocean too deep... a mountain so high it can keep... keep me away... away from his love...
Point no. 6 - He's gotta be humourous AND smart/brainy. Yeah, these two MUST come together. You can't have one without the other... (Now, does anyone remember this ad??? For a bonus of 5 points, the first person to gimme the ad's name and 5 points is yours! Earn it! Quick! Quick!)
Point no. 7 - To be frank, I am stuck. 2 more points to go... What, huh? A good looking bloke? Nah... Good looking guys are just candies for the eyes... Rich man? Well, it won't hurt if he's rich, but..... Anyway, there are alotta attributes which we look for in our Perfect Lover. I think I'll just stop here. Not gonna work on my brain juices anymore because after all, all this Perfect Lover stuff, they are just crap. No? Yeah?
My perfect lover's gender? -> Male, please.
My victims? I'll be kind and not tag anyone. But lemme ask you, what do YOU look for in your partner? Come tell me, dun be shy... :)
~I'm hitting the gym now. Have a good weekend, guys!~
DYK that I've been feeling very tired this week? TGIF!