Lin Dynasty Chapter 35

Okay, OrgasmLiu has to make way for this *&^%$#@!!! Lin Peh's I is The Author projek. I have totally no idea how the story is gonna continue from here, so here goes nothing...

Oh yeah, this is actually a 060606 birdday pressie from a horny Dr. Chen from Penang. This doctor dunno which hospital/clinic she work, very free wan. Always go and chup First Place at people's blog. But since I don't wanna be forfeited or asked to make a yamade homevideo with LinPeh, I better continue the saga... first attempt last night, I ended up FAAK (ei, wat bad word?! Fall Asleep At Keyboard larrr!! LOL!). Yes, literally fell liuzzzzz on my notebook on the bed with the lights on. Liuliuliu...

All previous chapters can be found at this BoredWorkers' place. Last paragraph from episode 34 by the Doc was this...

Suddenly he was woke up by the Kookookooooo sound (who else? By the ayam nearby). He rubbed his eyes & noticed he was sleeping on the floor, hugging a bolster with saliva dripping onthe floor.. He tried to recall back what had actually happened.. Was that just merely a dream? a nightmare? Where is his beloved Carrot????

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Chapter 35

Phrestomasi was L.O.S.T. He couldn't figure out what the hell happened but of course since he was all wet, from top to toe, he thought, it must be a damn syiok dream. Wet dream, what do you sexpect?

He jumped out of the bed with only his red, silk boxer shorts. Yes yes, of course can see the Bulge! What kinda question is that?! He reached for a batang of Philip Morris Light and the lighter.

He walked out of the tent and started puffing away. The sky was still pretty dark and there was a slight breeze. Dunno which kookoo bird ter-kookoo-ed wrong time because the Sun was still not up yet! Blardy hell, he murmured a soft curse.

After a few puffs, Phrestomasi decided to go for a jog since he couldn't go back to sleep again. Still in his silk boxers, he put on a black sleeveless-T, jogging shoes, grabbed his big Ai-did-it-ass pouch together with his black iPod nano on the chair and left the tent.

*jog jog jog jog*

Suddenly, you know what happened? It was still pretty dark and Phrestomasi didn't see that Big Black Hole in front of him! It was literally a Black Hole (okay, it's like a Worm Hole like in the sci-fi story, Farscape, and no, I'm not a sci-fi fan. I just happened to watch one whole season of this series a few years back.) So, this is not really a Worm Hole because Worm Holes are shortcuts through space & time. The one that's in front of Phrestomasi is a Man Hole and this Man Hole is a shortcut through what? Yes... shortcut through Time, like a Time Tunnel.

So, as sexpected, our hero, while jogging and enjoying his music in the dark, fell into the Man Hole. Somehow, from then on, things happened in slow motion. Yes, Phrestomasi fell into the hole in slow-mo. He thought, "Shit... This is it. I'm gone." At this point, he started having flashbacks...

*Moan...ahhh....moan...groan...oooohhh...faster...faster...moan...moan...*

He couldn't see who was doing it to him. All he could see was a big bottom facing him, and my oh my, it's solid alright... Well, did he really care who was doing it! Of course not! He was enjoying all the syiokness that he could get.

Uik... wait a minute...

*Groan...groan...aaaaahhh....ooooohhhh... oi, faster! Ahhhh...oooohhh...yeahhhh...*

Who's that? KNN... another man's voice?! Ei, wait... what is his hand doing up and down, up and down???

He turned his head to the right and had the shock of his life. He was holding a Big & Hard kkc in his right hand! And obviously that kkc is not his because someone had his in her mouth! *nearly pengsan*

Before he had the time to react, the lady turned over to face him and gave him a naughty smirk. She had the look of a Shanghainese whore. OMG!!! He knows her!!! She's none other than his Untie Helen! When he was 16 years old, he stayed with the 30 year old Untie Helen, the Kamasutra Queen. No one else had as much knowledge as her when it comes to Kamasutra. Dammit, she could even blog a few sentences in the midst of a Hot Session. Just need to do a few sommersaults every now and then. Yeah, she's THAT good...

So, now we know, Phrestomasi is actually the legendary Lin Peh from the Lin Go Tong family. As storied in the earlier chapters, we know that Lin Peh is actually not Lin Go Tong's biological son. He is actually the seed of Untie Helen and the Lin family's chauffer, Ah Pek! OMG, his AhMa is playing with his kkc! But you think he cared? Of course not...

Errr, chup! So, whose kkc is HE playing with???

Slowly, Lin Peh turned to look. Somehow, he was very afraid to know whose kkc is in his hands. His gaze went from the Big Hard kkc to the hairy chest, and then to the face.

He nearly wanted to pengsan.

Because it was none other than his AhPa, the Ah Pek!

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Okay, kautim. I'm so damn hungry now! Inevitable, you're writing Chapter 36! You have 72 hours to come out with more juice, if not, nanti kena yamade by some Big KKC forfeited here, dun come to angel and cry, okay? :P