Monday, June 05, 2006

The Liu Liu Conspiracy (TLLC ©)





Yes, this could be something boring for some of you, but it's a darn funny episode for me and winnliuliu, LiuBoleh, pliu, and maybe LiutorChen (I've started liu-ing her...). Latest add-on, Gabliu too... Because I find it so funny, I also want to write it down for future reference.

Before I proceed, firstly, I must apologise to those whose surname is Liu/Liew. This is no intention whatsoever to humiliate or make fun of the surname, yeah? I have actually tried using my own surname to replace 'liu' but it just didn't quite make it...

The Chronological Events of TLLC©

It started last week when LiuBoleh gave me the link of this winnliuliu and told me to go see the mad hatter girl in action. She did the the W-Tag whereby she had to write 10 W-words and just talk big about it. So, I went over to her place and LOLOL, OMG! This girl is so cute! The way she writes/talks is so darn cute!

So, I read on a couple of her previous entries and one of them is about a single universal set of language (Errrmm... it's actually to mean a single word for a whole language, got it? No? Nevermind, just stay with me...)

In this entry, winnliuliu wrote about a conversation she had with her friends/colleagues, Adrian & AK, and I quote:

Actually the idea of having a single universal set of language for the whole wide universe didn’t come from the stupid me but the intelligent AK.

Once upon a time, Adrian told AK something stupid and AK graciously said “ OH. Yiu!” naturally.

Adrian : “ Oh no. Such bad-mannered for a gal to say ‘Yiu’ . Why so rude oneeee.”

Winn : “But Yiu is not vulgar what.............”

Winn : “Liu

Adrian: “What is Liu?”


Winn : “Dunno. It means nothing. Just feel like saying Liu.”

AK :“ LOL! ‘Liu’ ! Imagine if there’s only a single universal language in this world and we human beings all speak in LIUs . “Like Liu Liu Liu Liu Liu” ..every Liu means something and by just telling you liuliuliuliuliuliuliuliuliu, you’ll get to understand precisely of what I’m trying to tell you. Isn’t that great?”

AK : “ ....In this case, I don’t even need flowery canggih-manggih vocabularies to finish up my work now! I’ll just have to type ‘liu liu liu liu liu liu liu liu’ all the way only…kekeke..”
Liu! LOL!

Unquote.

Actually, a day before,
winnliuliu was spotted to have commented in this entry of LiuBoleh's blog but at that time, I didn't really pay much attention until later on. She said:

“WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE”
We(i)We(love)We(this)We( tag!.We(It) We (is)We(So)We(Special) .
Imagine if there is only a set of language in this world, without all the alphabets and by speaking in ‘wewewewewewe’, ppl get what u mean.
ie you see, for eg dogs! they wowowowowowwo only when talking to their pals, and they still understand one another!
Shamefully for us humans - we have various words to depict how we want ppl to understand us but still miscommunication arises.

Some of her words do strike a chord, don't they?

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So, ever since then, I've started liu-ing in all my comments to her, LiuBoleh & Liutor Chen. The best part about this 'liu' word is that it can be used to replace any other English/Hokkien/Cantonese/Malay words! It's just so liuliuliu (beautiful)! Well, at least, that's what I think because I like playing with words, although sometimes I think my vocabularies suck!

The peak of this liu-ing came on Friday when this winnliuliu actually copied all my liuliu comments and put it as an entry in her blog, reporting that Yours Truly had contracted the LLS© (Liu Liu Syndrome), which I had earlier admitted of contracting it, that it's for her liuliu reference! I got so cracked up reading what she wrote and what I wrote! This has gotta be one of the funniest posts I've read so far! Thank yous, winnliuliu!

And so, this is just the Beginning of the Endliu... (donno if this make sense)

Thank you for reading. My apologies if you did not get it. Come back again the next day, okay? :)

Did-You-Know© that this LiuLiuConspiracy has changed my life forever?? I nearly 'liu'-ed my friend when I was on the line earlier! Liu!!!

52 comments:

L B said...

chupliuliuliu

ducky said...

hahahah terrorist here

Chen said...

u r indeed severely infected by the LLS disease :D

Simple American said...

chup

angel said...

Oh my Liu!!! So fast 3 of you!

Dear bangchai...

Pratinum liuliuliu chupped!

angel said...

Ohh my Liu again! SirSimpleAmerican! LOLOLIULIU!

Dear ducky...

Waaa... Liu! You are a Golden terrorist!

angel said...

Dear Dr. Chen...

Oh my Liu... You are here so early today! LOL! Srilver liu for liu!

So how ah? Wat's your take on this disease? Got cure? No cure?

Simple American said...

Ratsliu.

Justliu missedliu. Thinkliu I'mlui getting liu itliu.

SAliu outliu!

angel said...

Dear SirSimpleAmerican...

Sorry liu... a few whiskers too late for the chups... But never mind... angel still liuliu (sayang) you... i hope you understood what i wrote! LOL!

angel said...

Dear SirSimpleAmerican...

OMG!! LOLIULIULOL! Yesliu, I thinks you liuliuliu (understood) what I wrote! LOL!

You so liu! (cute)

may said...

errr...
no comment.

angel said...

Dear lil'missmay...

Understood..

Will try to get a cure for it...

ducky said...

liuliu ????????

dear angel,

i liu to liu liu liu, liu i liu liu liu is liu liu to do. so at liu liu i liu up.

do liu liuliuliu ? liuliu do i.

liu liuliu
ducky

Winn said...

ANGELIU -the deviliu who kena LLS! :P

HAHAHAH..U liu me up again this liuliu morning! Now i m cracked and torn into 2 liuliu parts! haha..ambulance...come liuliu me pls!

*LOL!*

wait wait a liuliu, gotta do liu first, come back again in liu..HAHAHHAAH...u farney gal!

Anonymous said...

wat da .....!

hey, hbd 2u tmrw. may u b well + hepi always. gud vibrating wishes on yr bd fr bkk.

xaa

Winn said...

angeliu!! is it your bday tmrw? :D

faster tell dun hide hide !

Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

winged liuliu, this entry very the liuliu wan. cant stand anymore, need to liuliuliu, oso very complicated liu to have one language unless you are a 8088 version computer then we can use binary liuliu, but come to think of it binary liuliu is oso doable...interesting
LOL

Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

winged liuliu, this entry very the liuliu wan. cant stand anymore, need to liuliuliu, oso very complicated liu to have one language unless you are a 8088 version computer then we can use binary liuliu, but come to think of it binary liuliu is oso doable...interesting
LOL

Chen said...

tomolo is angeliu's birthday ah?

angel said...

Dear duckliu...

LOLIULIULIU!!!

Oi, wat u liuliu about?? I haven't the slightest liu abt wat u are liuliu-ing here! But sounds very liuliu!

LIULIULIU!!!

angel said...

Dear winnliuliu...

HAHAHALIULIUHAHALIULIU!! This is to liu you for liu-ing me that day!

LOLIULIU @ 2 liuliu parts! Ahahaha!!! Can I ask which liuliu part?? OMG! Need ambulance summore! Liutor Chennnnnn!!!!

See la, now u make me liu everybodies liao... sure all the bodies think i'm damn liuliu (gila) and donwan liu (fren) me, how how??

Hope you hv a liu Monliu! :)

angel said...

Dear aa...

Wat da... liu?

U talking in codes... i dun liuliuliu (understand) worrr... but the vibrating part sounds... liu... :P

But thanks anyway...

angel said...

Dear winnliuliu again!

Wat liuliu??? I where got liu (hide).

Oi, mai kong ah neh tua sia la... wa pai seh la, liuliu!

angel said...

Dear Fantasyliu...

LOLOLIULIU!! U cracks me liu! Summore have to liu me twice! Once not liuliu lah! ahahahaliuliuliuhahaha...

Liuliu lah you... :P

But me no liuliuliu wats an 8088 version liuliuliu... but binary liu i know, zeliu and oneliu... liu?

angel said...

Dear Dr. Chen...

Oh my liu... my liuliu? tomolo is 060606, Devil's Liu... interesting day, isn't it? ;)

Chen said...

veli interesting.. 060606 or 666... mmm... :D

i give u a special "burpday" present in advance..
sorry woh.. i tag u leh..
take this as burpday pressie can or not?

*cabut*

aiyak, cannot cabut yet..
have to sing happy bird-day song first to the burpday girl in advance...

L B said...

liuliuliu!! liuliu! liuliu!! Kena tagged summore!!! #35, is it? See, told you you gonna be liued sooner or later! Liuliuliu till fall inside toilet bowl!!! Don't flush yet!

plink said...

Sure or not? You mean Da Liuliu Code ar?

Anonymous said...

c u mate. hbd(not hdb flats lar)!

xaa

ps.wl vibrt u tmw

angel said...

Dear Liutor Chen...

Told you that the no. 6 is interesting...and sometimes spooky... *makes hantu sound*

Liu la you... I knew u gonna gimme this so the special liuliu pressie...

Wanna cabut? Dun la cabut so fast... maybe i gib u pressie on 0707 too eh eh?? ;)

U can sing for me?? Liu! Dun janji manis only ok? :P

angel said...

Dear bangchai...

Liuliuliu! You better gimme some liuliu to do this Chapter 35!

Fall inside toilet bowl? Liuliuliu!! Your toilet bowl or mine?

angel said...

Dear plink-a-baby...

U are liu! (back)

What the liu are u talking abt?
I don't liuliuliu lar... liu properly lar...

angel said...

Dear aa...

Ok, will wait for your vibrtn 2molo... better dun NATO hor...

Sighhh... what a day... thank you all for reading this liuliu blog...

plink said...

Nolar, just wondered which film we liuing....

Simple American said...

Glad I liuliuliu (understood) all that.

Cocka Doodle said...

Duh.....what's all this liu liu??.........tiu...

Chen said...

this 060606 pressie is so special, I guess u will remember it for very long ...

wanna gip me pressie on 0707 in return?
very good.. frankly speaking, tat's my wed anniversary :D
TQ very much... :P

Did u hear the birthday song I hummm softly just now??

angel said...

Dear plink-a-baby...

Ohhh... u wanna liu movies ahh... like i said, that's the wonder of Liu... u can liu whatever movies u want! You gonna liu any soon? ;)

angel said...

Dear SirSimpleAmerican...

Yesss! I can now liuliu (confirm) that you liuliuliu my Liuliu language! Yippie!!! One down... many more to go... LOL!

angel said...

Dear cocka...

Liu lah you... Tiu is so yesterday! Liu is the new tiu! Got it?! LOL!

angel said...

Dear Doc...

Yes... indeed 060606 is a very unique day, huh? I shall remember it by writing abt it later :)

Haha... of course i know 0707 is your Special Day... or else, why would I gib u something special that day? :P But sampai that time, maybe a few days before, u remind me hor since i so pelupa wan... liu... :P

Humm bday song? Where got? So soft wann... Louder lar... :D
But thanks anyway...

zeroimpact said...

hahahaha
Now I know where this liuing came from
hahahaha
And a good one too
So keep liuing ok

Cocka Doodle said...

The only time we use liu-liu is describing a wet pussy.....as in water liu-liu. LOL

Chen said...

wah... good lah u :D
do a research earlier on ah?
I can see detective angeliu in action ;)

angel said...

Dear zeroimpact...

LOLOLIULIU!!! Hullo hullo! Liuliu!
*brings out Red Carpet*

You must hv came from winnliuliu's place... LOL! She lah make me start all the liuliu-ings... and now I'm stuck! LOL! Liuuu...

So, u gonna liu me too? :P

angel said...

Dear cocka...

LOLOLIULIU!!! Thank q lah I learn something liu today... Water liuliu...what a pretty name! I likes! Liuliuliu!!!

angel said...

Dear Dr. Chen...

LOL! Yeah...angeliu did an investigation earlier on... but investigate halfway nia... the other half way, notchet finis... :P

zeroimpact said...

Heh heh heh
I'm not good at the liuing thing la
liu...
:P

angel said...

Dear zeroimpact...

Not good at liu-ing? Then u lagi hv to practise lar! Liuliuliu! Liuliu??

;)

zewt said...

tiu then say tiu la... liu liu liu...

angel said...

Oi, dun teach me bad lar you... liuliuliuliuuuu!! :P

Trinity said...

waaaa so liu.. heliuheliuheliu.. now you try to infect me with this liuliu bugs?! heheheliu..sampatiu..