Thursday, August 24, 2006

24th August - Cocka Doodle Day!

The other day, Feikor asked me when is Cocka's bird-day and I told him, this Friday, i.e. tomorrow. But just now, my mobile phone sounded an alarm... Aiks, what reminder is that? *think think think* Picked up the phone and saw, "Cocka's Bird-day". Alamak! Sorry Feikor, my mistake... But he was too sexcited and couldn't wait for Cocka's big day to cum, so he already gave Cocka his present here.

So, what should angel give a damn hamsup cock on his liuliu day? Me thinks he's got some kinda titty fetish (cos' he's always spotted making comments about some lychees) and since I can't possibly offer mine (OMG! What am I saying here?! Please, shoot me!!!), for now, I hope he's happy with this puresento...



Isn't this cute???

Well, what's a bird-day wish without a cock-day-cake...


H a P p Y b I r T h D a Y , c O c K a ! ! !
*kisses the belly-button and NOT go anywhere lower as ordered Da' Pirate*

50 comments:

_butt said...

*see left*
*see right*

hmm.. nobody's here yet.. *fast fast*

CHUP CHUP!!!!!

:D

_butt said...

Oh.. before I forgot:

HAPPI BIRTHDAY COCKA DOODLE!! ^^

c o n s u e l a said...

angel!!

*hugs*

all DONE!!!!!!! Woo-hoo! Bring out the booze and let's partay!!!

Happy Birthday Cocka Doodle

Party! Party! Party! :)

Tiuniasing said...

CHUP!!

plink said...

carmistwinplinktitokichen....

CHUP..sa la liao.... too late again pulak....

o.O

Psst... Why you kiss belly button? Unker Cocka Ckola very tall arr?

Happy Bird-Day UnkerCC!

Simple American said...

Wah!!!

You up so late. And people still chup before me. :(

Happy Birthday Cocka. You crow boy. haha

You need to give him Titties and Beer. Thats a name of an old song by Frank Zappa. You got the titties covered. Don't forget the beer.

What did I just say. *scritch head*

mistipurple said...

carmistwinplinktitokichen CHUPPPPP!!!!
snore..zzzZZZZZ... goes back to bed..

may said...

happy birdday, kokokai!! jangan nakal-nakal, ya?

ah nel said...

eeee...liuliu mia blog ledi kiam kiam d...

supposedly i post a buttday post for cocka mia oso ystdy but...shhh...ofiz mia line sucks then cant upload pikcher so i change my post... :(

hapi buttday angker cocka...

a^ben said...

waleh` angel offer pao for cocka wor` cham lor~~~ mou ngan tai``

mistipurple said...

koookoooccckaaayyyy!!
happy birdday cocka!!!
hope you catch many many chickens!!

sengkor said...

happy birthday uncle cocka ke-65.. (ya, according to the ungak ungak tribe calender u r 65 yrs old now)

Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

cocka getting younger each day eh

mistipurple said...

i.. er.. just need to ask..
lychees are back or front ones huh?

nyonyapenang said...

dat wan chocolate titty's ah? slurpilicious loh.
happy slurpday to cocka!

titoki said...

LOL. They look more like oranges than lychees. ;p

Anyway, Happy Birthday Uncle Cock.

L B said...

H A P P Y C O C K C O C K T O Y O U
H A P P Y C O C K C O C K T O Y O U
H A P P Y C O C K C O C K T O C O C K A
H A P P Y C O C K C O C K T O Y O U

Chen said...

Happy Bird-day to Cocka..
Bird & Cock from the same family hoh?

zeroimpact said...

Happy birthday!!!
Or birdday...
:)
Many good wishes for you...

zeroimpact said...

Happy birthday!!!
Or birdday...
:)
Many good wishes for you...

dreamie said...

oh gosh! what an impressionable gift and a lovely cake to go along.
COCKA is a lucky guy !!!

car@ said...

CumpleaƱos feliz Cocka Doodle from Spain!!! YAY!!! Mine was last week :-)

ducky said...

not suppose to be here, so dun tell yoda, but nevermind, non of you guys read my blog, only inevitable.

wishes from a duck to a cock,
quack quack quack quack quack
quack-ka-doodle-doo !!!

Anonymous said...

ohhh, happy birthday to angle's cock. may u day2/year2 hv today.....la.

nice boobs..with muscles underneath somemore....cool.

ngai

Inevitable said...

Oi, I tagged sama you liao. Don't play play ah...

Cocka Doodle said...

Thank you everyone for your kind wishes.
Angel...did you model for that toy company?
I want the real thing yeah! Thanks for the post! Muaks!!!

angel said...

Yesterday, I was pretty upset with my gurls... tsk tsk tsk! While at work, can please focus anot wan?? Arrghhh!!!

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Dear butty,...
Pratinum Chup! First one for the month! Whee!!! :D

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Dear c o n s u e l a ,...
Grolden Chup!
Hip hip hurrah!!! No more books! So happy!!!
*jumps around, hughughug*
Yes, yes! Partay!!! I lurve partay!
*boogie woogie*

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Dear ah tiu,...
Srilver Chup!
Hahaha! Lei chan hai hou sai lei! Tai sek!!! :D

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angel said...

Dear plinku,...
Ei! Lu really chup salah liao!
It should be carmistwinanplinktitokichen! Liu missed angel out!
*wailsss*

I kiss belly-button hor, becos, ordered by AhWongKor wan... but ya ya, unker coca-cola quite tall oso wan...

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Dear sir simple american,...
Awwww... dun worry, still got other chups wan... :) *hugliu*

*LOL*
Titties and beer?? No problemo!!!
*helps to scratch head* :D

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Dear mistiliu,...
Liu must hv followed plinku's chup! Wrong liu!!! Liu forgot about angeliu's part... :((

OMG, mistiliu! Dun tell me liu are also sleep-chupping???
*LOL*

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Dear lil'missmay,...
U think he won't nakal-nakal meh?? Nakal is his middle name! *LOL*

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Dear ah nel,...
So, where's unker coca's buttday post? Your opis mya line still liu arr? Cum lah, I helpchu to post :D

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Dear a^ben,...
*smacks a^ben*
Oi! Read properly u! I say I kenot offer mine to him lar! Cheh... Luan luan kong mya... :P

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Dear mistiliu,...
Hahaha! He sure will catch lotsa chicks wan...

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Dear sengkor,...
Hahaha! Apa itu ungak-ungak kalendar??? From Phuket mya ka??

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Dear fantasyflier,...
*LOL* Oh yeah, with the amount of chicks he's been catching, he's definitely growing younger by the day ;)
So, you gonna try it too? :P

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Dear mistiliu,...
Hahahahahahahaha!
Lychees look like the front or back to liu? :P

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Dear nyonyapenang,...
Haha... that wan not coklat lerrr... it's supposed to be a lighter ;)

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Dear titoki,...
*LOL*
Oh yeah, they look oranges alright... :D

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Dear ElleB,...
Waaaa!!!
*apprause apprause*
Can go enter competition for lyrics writer liao!

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Dear doktor,...
Bird & cock & jiao & kkc and whatever... all same wan kuar... no?

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Dear zeroimpact,...
Wow! Double wishes summore! :D

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Dear dreamie,...
Yeah, this Cock is a lucky bird... *LOL*
Hey, welcum back! ;)

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Dear c@r@liu,...
Whee!
*brings out Red Carpet*
Welcum, caraliuuuu!
*muaks*
And I missed your burpday! :(

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Dear ducky,...
Ok ok, shhhh... your secret is safe with me... unless inevitable go pecah rahsia... Ei, lu ti ta loke??
Waaa! Cool pantun!
*amazed*

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Dear lei,...
Ei ei, angel got no cock okay... dun simply say lar you... nanti ppl think i pondan... sei loh... :P

Nice boobs, hor? Yalor... cos it's mine... LOL!

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Dear inevitable,...
Tenkiu lah lu tag sama gua... now, gua got double tag!

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angel said...

Dear cocka doodle,...
Hoowahhh! I waited the whole day for u to cum... at last...
*orgasms*
*LOL*

Hope u had a great day! And more great days to cum! ;)

I model for it? Eh, how u know???
BTW, it's supposed to be a lighter la, not a toy.. *LOL*

U want the real thing? Hey! Shhh! Dun ask so loud larrr... :P

U are most welcum!
*muaks back*

mistipurple said...

LOL!!! i always smile when i read your posts/comments.

oi, your own house must chup your name ahh? *whistles, pretends did not leave out "ANgeliu" in Alphabet Corporation accidentally..

ah nel said...

ystdy i halyday then last nite go cyber habis type wana post blackout... :(

i think mebe soon lar i post for him mebe sat...

nyonyapenang said...

ooops, don't smoke so don't recognise the 'hoay kay'.
you got a very appropriate present hor, a 'hoay kay' for a 'kay kak kong'. LOL

Ang Gu Gu said...

Lol, happy birthday cock =p

mmMM..angel... no @_@ see~!

Pink Cotton said...

aiyoo angel...you no more liao la..offer your tauhu to him..tsk tsk tsk

See Fei said...

what is this? yee sun seong hui ah? cocka, what did u do to angel!!!

have fun on ur bd above everything else!!

dont forget to bring helen's viagra

plink said...

Wakaka...! Unker Cocka let angel mya secret out! =D

Chen said...

apa secret?
*pretend blur*

plink said...

Neh! That botut is angel model for them mya..... =D

angel said...

Dear mistiliu,...
I'm glad to hear that liu smile when liu are here... this place is also like my playground... i'm glad to hv liu and everyone here to play with... *muaks*

mistiliu, our Alphabet Corp. go anywhere oso must be in 'full army' wan maaa... kan?
*forgives mistiliu since she so stressliu*

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Dear ah nel,...
Khor lian... liu dun hv internet access at home ka?

Ok, I go chup tomolo...

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Dear nyonyapenang,...
Haha! I dun even remember what a lighter is called in hokkien until u said it here! I actually oso tak tau it's a 'hoay kay' until i read it... hehe... but this kok kok kay doesn't smoke wan... :) it's just for him to feel syiok cos got the titties maa...

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Dear ang gu gu,...
I TQ you on behalf of the kok kok kai...

Haha! Liu no eye see? Dun liddat ler... God gives us @_@ to see wan maa... :P

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Dear pink cotton,...
Har? Who say i bo liao??? I still oo okay! :P
Ei, that wan is called tauhu arr? I balu tau... haha!

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Dear feikor,...
Hahaha! Dun kan cheong, dun kan cheong... nothing happened... yet...

I'm sure he's gonna hv loads of fun! ;)

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Dear plinku,...
Laff lah laff lah...
*cubit plinku's cutie buntut*
kekekekekekeke...

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Dear doktor,...
Not secret... she meant, cigarette! Cos that wan is lighter maaa... :P

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Dear plinku,...
*looks around for Skunkie*
*pinjam FF mya dulu*
*runs after plinku*
=)

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Tonite gonna be cocka's party! Yay!

ah nel said...

me bo lui mar...whre got maney buy kongputer???lol

hopefully can upload at ofiz today...lol

angel said...

Dear ah nel,...
U boh lui? Then u siu lui larrr...

ah nel said...

boh lui how to siu lui... ;P

angel said...

Dear ah nel,...
Still bo lui, go sell backside. *LOL* :P

ah nel said...

ohh...u wana b my 1st kastomer???lol

angel said...

Dear ah nel,...
YERRRRRRR!!! Say peeple liddat wan!!
I have to pay wan mehhh???
*LOL*
*blek*

ah nel said...

i don cared u pweety o sexy as long ur heart goody gua kasih free...lol...*bLuEk*

angel said...

Dear ah nel,...
Kakakaakakaka!
Kasi free?? Apa yang free?
Kalau saya liuliu nanti, apa jadi?
*blekkk*

ah nel said...

kasih blnaja lu minum mileral water free lor....lol...

dirty minded...lol...wuahaha

angel said...

Dear ah nel,...
mineral water? hmmm.... ada apa zat mya mineral "water"??

dirty minded? who???? u????

ah nel said...

zatnya datang dari air paip gua isi dalam cawan untuk lu... lol

the persong who thinking to reply my comment eh now... :P